Funny Dicks

🤓 Nerdy Dick

A penis wearing round glasses and a messy curly afro looking scholarly. When you want to look smart or geeky in a dirty chat.

💥 Faceplant Dick

A penis slamming its head hard into the ground with impact cracks. When something fails spectacularly or you crash hard.

😎 It's So Cool

A laughing brown penis ejaculating a puddle while shouting it's so cool. When something dirty is awesome or you finish strong.

😠 Grumpy Dick

A frowning penis with an angry glare and furrowed brow. To show you are annoyed, angry or unimpressed.

😱 Holy Shit

A surprised penis wrapped in plastic looking shocked with holly shit text. For sudden shock or holy crap reactions in adult chat.

😂 Laughing Gang

A group of penises of different colors laughing together with HAHAHA. When a joke is hilarious or the whole group is laughing.

🤔 Horny Reader

A penis reading an adult magazine with a thoughtful Hmm... expression. When you're checking something naughty or thinking dirty.

😍 Lovey Dick

A gray penis with heart eyes hugging its own balls happily. To express being in love or feeling affectionate and horny.

😍 Love High

A gray penis coiled to spell love with a stoned tongue-out face. When you feel high on love or extra affectionate and dazed.

🤪 Crazy Tongue

A brown penis with wide crazy eyes and a huge hanging tongue. For wild, exhausted or over-the-top crazy reactions.

👅 Lick Dick

A gray penis sticking out a spotted red tongue toward its balls. Playful licking or self-love dirty joke.

😊 Happy Coil

A coiled brown penis with a big blushing smile looking content. Feeling shy, happy and satisfied after something naughty.

😂 Cum Laugh

A laughing penis squirting a stream of cum with a puddle on the ground. Celebrating a climax or a funny dirty finish.

😡 Mustache Rage

An angry gray penis with a huge mustache and steam bursting from its head. When you are extremely pissed off or exploding with anger.

📸 I'm Busy

A brown penis looking at adult photos on the floor saying I'm busy. When you don't want to be disturbed because you're busy with porn.

🤢 Sick Vomit

A nauseous green-headed penis vomiting bright green liquid. When you feel sick, disgusted or hungover in a funny way.

😔 Sad Sweat

A droopy sad penis with a big sweat drop looking disappointed. For disappointment, nervousness or feeling down.

😴 Goodnight

A curled sleeping penis with a tear saying oodnight. To say good night in a cute but dirty way.

🤯 Mind Blown

A penis with an exploding head, crazy eyes and tongue hanging out. When your mind is completely blown by something crazy.

😮 Open Mouth Shock

A brown penis with a huge open mouth and wide surprised eyes. For total surprise, awe or speechless moments.

🤨 Are You Kidding

A penis in a pink tutu and bow shouting ARE YOU KIDDING ME. When something is completely unbelievable or ridiculous.

😢 I Need You

A crying soapy penis next to a bar of soap saying I need you. When you need a wash, miss someone or feel dirty and needy.

💀 You Kill Me

A penis emerging from behind with dripping fluid saying You Kill me. For intense, killing-it or explicit anal humor.

😲 What The F

A shocked brown penis shouting What the f...! with wide eyes. Classic what the fuck reaction to something unexpected.

❤️ Heart Holder

A gray penis holding a big shiny red heart with surprised eyes. To send love, affection or a big heart in a naughty way.

😉 Winky Squirt

A winking beige penis squirting a little white stream happily. Playful wink after finishing or a cheeky naughty tease.

❤️ Heart Balls

A penis whose testicles form a big pink heart shape. Cute love expression with a dirty twist.

😊 Cute Smile

A simple gray wrinkled penis with a small cute smile. Friendly greeting or innocent-looking but still naughty sticker.

😵 Fucked

A dying penis being squeezed from behind with X eyes saying F... When you're completely done, wrecked or in explicit trouble.